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UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by jalford

Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


DISNEY LIFE LESSONS - What Did You Think They Were Teaching?


TAGS: disney
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:10 pm
Retro, you're getting 5L + 15. This was fantastic!
MrBlack - March 10, 2010, 6:27 am
Weren't they all named Prince Charming?
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:06 am
I'm afraid to know the truth behind The Seven Dwarfs...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 12:33 am
I'll be d***ed...I learned something for once...and here I was thinking all Disney movies wanted me to just hate Jews...
Woodywood03a - March 9, 2010, 10:06 pm
Uh... really?


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by jalford

jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


TECHONOLOGY EVOLUTION - Gangsta version.


TAGS: evolution isn t always good
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by almarpa

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
I have fired an MP5, although it was at a place that let you handle full auto weapons under the eyes of an instructor for a price. The 40 Cal would probably have too much recoil. Also the MP5 is the best Zombie killer.
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:54 am
So, higher numbers make it more advanced? As a traditionalist, I prefer the 40.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:30 pm
I am having trouble getting comments into Pats Place. anybody else want to vent?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:04 pm
I have used the mp5. it is sweet, can go rapid fire into a card sized object from 15-20 yrds and empty the clip without a miss. I heard there was a .40 cal version made. would love to try it. Alas, I am no longer in the position to handle the fun stuff
motinet - December 17, 2010, 12:45 pm

I prefer an AK :)


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.


TAGS: disney hell children fun
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:18 am
haha kyle its so true...i told you i was stalking you lol >:)
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
yes it is haa ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


NO STANDING -


TAGS: redundant isnt it
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:54 pm
5L cap'n. Good stuff
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 7:27 am
Haha sh** bro... You're putting out some d*** fine work yourself.. right from the start too! Keep it up :)
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:11 am
G-E-N-I-U-5


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess the black cauldron
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by jalford

Losifer2 - March 6, 2012, 1:58 pm
What movie was she in?
fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:37 pm
"Suck on that, Cinderella," so fits her personality as 'princess'.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
DUDE srsly!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
crappiest


JUST THE WAY IT IS -


TAGS: life isn t fair
Rating: 4.83/5

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CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.


TAGS: you should see disney world china
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L


CIRCLE OF LIFE - It's a bit different than what Disney showed you.




SUDDENLY.. - Jafar doesn't seem all that crazy anymore.


TAGS: disney
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by cgrenadier

Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 1:05 pm
She is smoking
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 10:12 pm

nice


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - It's a ride.




THIS SPRING -


TAGS: disney afghanistan
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 8:02 pm
Funny one.
rerun - January 6, 2011, 6:50 pm

Craterville...it is just East of central Kabul
Ed-Hyde - January 6, 2011, 7:19 am
I dunno rerun, if you could pick the destination...
pointer - January 5, 2011, 8:29 pm
Any Height restrictions...?
rerun - January 5, 2011, 8:08 pm

The wait on the Cruise Missile ride is only 3 minutes.....the only down side is you can only ride it once.


HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


THEN IT HIT ME -


TAGS: baby disney mickey mouse
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 12:54 am
Brings back repressed childhood memories. 5
matt28 - October 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Hey, we've all got to be scared ****-less sooner or later. Might as well get it over with!
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 11:15 am
take the kid this month, the screams are priceless.


SORCERER'S APPRENTICE -


TAGS: fantasia brooms disney
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:35 pm
I thought it's Rihana's song... but then I saw the tags ;)


REPRESSED - Somehow I don't think it is the artists who are repressed. How long would it take you to find this if it wasn't pointed out




CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin sh**s' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
****.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant **** are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


BLUEPRINTS -


TAGS: pinocchio cricket blueprints disney funny
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:50 pm
lol, 5 nose growers for you XD


HOW MANY TIMES.. - a night do you think she asks "is it in yet?"


TAGS: she is soooo loose it isnt even funny
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by stygian616

LD0ne - April 12, 2010, 4:51 pm
george carlin coined a term.. Birthing Machine i believe...
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
*this*
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
I was going down on my wife the other day and I said mmmmmm the is some good p****, mmmmm this is some good.....LOL
rerun - February 21, 2010, 8:52 pm

is that an echo I hear?
MO - February 21, 2010, 8:22 pm
Here here!! Can I get a hear here?
lunerluvs - February 21, 2010, 8:02 pm
They say you can here her p**** clapping when she jogs ahahaha


PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!




LESSONS -


TAGS: fish isn t all it s carcked up to be
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:33 pm
5L for the laughs, C
caveman - July 10, 2012, 11:03 pm
And i will definately take your opinion into consideration (sarcasm intended)
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:57 pm
CAPTIONS: They're supposed to be SHORT


THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters




VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




GEEK... - But still watching Disney on VHS.


TAGS: geek spider man disney fail fat
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

gas - February 21, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L to that comment
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:14 am
Spiderpig - Spiderpig - does whatever a spiderpig does...


wisdom -


TAGS: there isn t always a solution
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:56 pm
Chuckle, chuckle....Hawaiian style! HAHAHAHA!
JesusWept - May 29, 2016, 5:46 am
BBQ gone bad lol ^^^^^Up


DISNEY CHANNEL - The only place in which people that have no talent, can obtain a career.....


TAGS: truth disney
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by BlueRise

Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:54 pm
They do have talent, it's just we're too old and sophisticated to appreciate it.


CROSSOVERS - Every time you think they can't go any further... And every time you are wrong!


TAGS: mickey mouse optimus prime disney transformers
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

cthulhufhtagn - October 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
Oh f***.


TINKERBELLS TWIN - Continues the cliché that the brunette is always the evil one… At least she doesn’t have the little Van Dyke beard.


TAGS: evil pixie that mugged me a disney world
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Chef

familyghost - March 28, 2011, 12:11 pm
That's kinda who it is... *shuffles away ashamed he recognized the very scene this is depicting*
Liamdurf - March 21, 2011, 5:40 pm
Looks like Crysta from Ferngully.


Disney's CARS -


TAGS: disney pixar cars snow winter
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 5, 2014, 5:22 am
*out*...oops "put" Up here after a few beer you really don't care where you put your beer but you dam well care if you're out of beer!
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:39 pm
Obviously you aren't from the prairie provinces in Canada. The only thing enjoyable about winter is that you can out your beer outside instead of taking up space in the fridge...teehee.


PERFORMANCE -


TAGS: disneyland park quickie playa inadequate
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

guyfox - August 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
how come we can't get more disney posters
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm
If they could get a good looking Ariel, I'd be leaning toward that fish... but I've never seen one.
Cubbybear - August 2, 2010, 9:57 pm
Next time go see tinkerball...er, I mean Bell.5/5
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:36 pm
next time she gets the brown derby!! 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
LMAO!


HAPPINESS - Money can get you to the happiest place on earth but you still can't buy it.




ANNOYANCE - Bloody Everything.


TAGS: if this isn t funny dontputiton
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

rerun - May 9, 2011, 7:11 pm

Drats.
AudioHostem - May 9, 2011, 7:09 pm
It was a comment at the rather handsome gentleman portrayed in the motifake.
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:34 pm

d*** you....I am right here and you are calling me annoying? Or is this a mere comment at the rather handsome gentleman portraied in the motifake?
AudioHostem - April 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
Look! It's rerun! 5L's
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:26 pm
LOL monkey!! Come on Mirromere, take it as a challenge! And as monkey said, ask some of the guys whose posters you like for suggestions or hints. No one is born a master.
Mirromere - December 18, 2010, 12:29 pm
Hubris!
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:46 am
I'm not sure what the picture has to do with it, but I'd give it 4L's just for the extreme wittiness of "Bloody Everything."
5150monkeylove - December 18, 2010, 3:30 am
Is this the part where I am supposed to tell you your a** doesn't look fat? jeez, just pm a reg if you have doubts... It is really that simple.
Mirromere - December 17, 2010, 11:26 pm
Sorry. I'll quit posting. UnlessI've got something that is, well, genuinely funny. Otherwise I'll be quiet.
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:14 am
I get where the poster was going, just not sure if there is any way it could have gotten there. Good Picture, Good Thought, Good try.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 4:13 am
After reading the tags, are you just throwing stuff out to see if it gets approved? Dude, PM one of the elder regulars for help if you are not confident in your work. help the site, don't clutter it with crap.(especially if you don't even believe in it)
Mirromere - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
You are (however muh I wish it was different) entitled to your opionion.
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:39 pm
Dwarves*
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:29 pm
2 Horses (Dwarfs hate them too)
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
Dwarfs get annoyed. Poster not funny, IMO.


DISNEY PRINCESES - yep they are just so sweet


TAGS: disney
Rating: 1.58/5

More motifakes by lorddarkfall

50cal - December 5, 2010, 8:52 pm
Another over used ph**o....


DISNEY'S FIRST -


TAGS: lsd disney mickey creepy acid
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

GaryO - October 9, 2013, 8:49 am
Yeah, fantasia, cool vibes. Walt knew the good stuff. However, my knee feels like Mick mouse’s looks…..Nice, clean art, this poster from hell, so it must beget from me an easy 5L
Greeny - October 9, 2013, 4:21 am
Meanwhile in the theater there were two distinct reactions throughout the entire film - times of laughter from kids, and moments of unbelievable seat gripping wonder for the 'non parental, enlightened adults'
BobbEdwards - October 9, 2013, 12:20 am
The legend of a tripping Walt arose from the late 1960s reissue of "Fantasia". One of the animators, Ollie Thomas I believe, was asked if he used drugs while making that film. He replied, "Yes, I was on drugs - Alka Seltzer and Pepto-Bismol."
lgvernon - October 8, 2013, 10:17 pm

This is exactly how I feel, except there's a bigger hole in my right ear. Great one! 5LLLLL


PHYDEAUX -




SLENDER MAN IS EVERYWHERE - Even in cartoons




DEMONSTRATIONS - "Taking the Mickey out of someone" Just got a whole new meaning.




DISNEY WORLD -


TAGS: disney
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Mongo5817



ACHIEVEMENT -




STAR WARS DISNEY VERSION -




AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.




THE WORD INATOR - Makes sucky inventions that will be the cause of your defeat seem less sucky


TAGS: phineas and ferb perry disney
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by wampyre

wampyre - June 2, 2010, 9:32 am
wtf??? what grammar? it is a made up word for the show...
Wolfie - June 1, 2010, 6:11 pm
grammar wtf?


VACATION INSURANCE - Suddenly worth every penny




CO-HOST 3000 VS. WALL-E - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!




DISNEY JOES - If Jerry Bruckheimer was doing the G.I. Joe movie...




DISNEY WORLD - The Best Birth Control


TAGS: disney
Rating: 1.88/5


Disney Shoes -


TAGS: disney shoes date psycho
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:34 pm
The one place where wishing upon a star is null and void.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:48 am
Oooo...where can I get a pair? 5L crotchety.


IF THAT MOVIE WAS MADE WITH RL ACTORS -




DISAPPOINTMENT - When you Google 'Desire' and get 7,562 photos of a phone.




DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.


TAGS: disneyland assignment for november
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 3:07 am
Thanks, Immortal One.
The Immortal - November 18, 2009, 11:59 am
Oh, and brilliant.
The Immortal - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Funny.


SUM AND SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: disneyland mexican life reality
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:31 am
My favorite part is at the end of day you don't head for the "exit" and leave in your car...you go to a "Deportation Station" where a long golf cart-type shuttle - complete with Border Patrol lights - shuttles you out the parking lot.
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:29 am
I like how you buy your ticket from Salespeople dressed as Coyotes, then get to simulate sneaking in through a hole in the fence held open by Eeyore, then go on the "Rio Grande Water Flume" to the actual park entrance...


SLEEPOVERS - Theres no age limit


TAGS: wizards of waverly place disney
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by camirules

Peso - June 2, 2011, 12:08 pm
Sorry about that, trigger finger got stuck.
Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:48 am
Would love to give you high numbers on your first moti, but that's just too creepy...
Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:39 am
Would love to give you high numbers on your first moti, but that's just too creepy...
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 10:29 pm
Bowchicka wah wah. Break out the Viagra.


DO YOU REMEMBER OSWALD? - Neither Does The Rest Of The World.


TAGS: oswald old disney
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:15 am
Didn't he and his friends end up on Tiny Toons?


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life disney reality fake tale money sin
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by giulio

MrRandom - October 6, 2009, 2:50 pm
Money can buy Guinness though, and that indeed is happiness
agdaniele - October 6, 2009, 2:32 pm
Ain't that the truth!


FINGER FORKS - There's Just Too many Ways A Name Like That Can Go Wrong




HIGHER TAXES STOLE MY TRIP - If your parents' taxes went up, they make more than $250K a year. They lied to you about not being able to afford the trip.


TAGS: higher taxes stole my trip to disney
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

JMidasMulligan - September 16, 2009, 6:08 pm
Why should their taxes go up?


VANDALISM -


TAGS: isn t colmes more like a 2 2 2
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Smokey - October 29, 2009, 12:56 pm
Actually Shep Smith's kind of balanced too. But for the poster 5 lions.
anonymous - October 29, 2009, 12:29 pm
even though the last one on the right is actually liberal...


DISNEY - Not all fun and games




WALT DISNEY - That's what happens when you hire Hannibal Lecter.


TAGS: donald duck hannibal lecter ice cream disney
Rating: 2.43/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Mmmmm chilled ducky brains


DISNEYLAND - Does things to people


TAGS: disneyland
Rating: 2.14/5


Life Lessons -




Point Of Contention -




nonsensical nonsense #4 -


TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!


PRIVACY -




Boom! -




where dreams come true -


TAGS: disney magic
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spanko

Thedge - October 14, 2014, 12:35 pm
Went there, 29 years ago. Two slices of Woonder Bread and a smear of peanut b***er was $1.75. Can only imagine prices today!


Halloween Party 2013 -




DARKNESS -




CRASH LANDING -




once upon a time -


TAGS: once upon a time fairy tales disney tv dramas
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:18 pm
It does! It most certainly DOES!
MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:00 am
Hey crotchety, doesn't it remind you a little of "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend"...teehee


MOVIES FROM THE '60'S -




Modern-Day Beliefs -




HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH -




Ebola -


TAGS: ebola vacation spots disney world disease travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 1:57 pm
Nice one, Vindy. 5L
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 1:55 pm
Earth note to self; rampant overpopulation issue. I got this.


ANOTHER MISSPRISS FACTOID - Amazing!!


TAGS: quebec isn t manitoba
Rating: 4.42/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 12:26 am
f***in A
PapaFox - February 4, 2013, 7:08 pm
Zut alors!
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:05 pm
Mon Dieu!...la teehee


"DISNEYLAND IS A WORK OF LOVE - We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money." -Walt Disney


TAGS: disney disneyland prices money
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - April 8, 2013, 5:44 am
Ah, OK, thanx! If it were gravel in the curve, I'd have laid the bike down.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2013, 4:36 pm
I doubt you'd want them to cut expenses on maintenance just to lower the price.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 11:52 am

It adds up, read the not-so-fine print.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 11:51 am

The monthly payment program requires an up front $72 payment, plus the monthly amount. Add that $72 initial payment, and it's about the same (the monthly payment adds to be >$1 more in some cases)
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 11:33 am
What's the story on all four of those X 12(months) = less than the "single payment"?


LET'S THROW SOME SAND INTO THE MIX - just another level of Dante's Hell


TAGS: the heat isn t enough
Rating: 4.38/5

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MrDurden - November 12, 2010, 10:16 pm
A few friends of mine would agree.
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:37 pm

Thanks for serving
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:34 pm
AMEN, I have eaten plenty of sand durning my time now and the past deployments. I hate going out on missions in that ****
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:42 pm
That would suck. But i respect the hell out of those guys
Derek - January 19, 2010, 4:34 pm
You clearly have access to a lot of recent military ph**ography


THE MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY. -


TAGS: walt disney was a nazi sympathizer
Rating: 3.95/5

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pieman - February 3, 2010, 2:58 pm
Don't know how I missed this the first but, WOW! 5L
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:29 pm
LMAO!!


DREAMS - All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney


TAGS: dreams courage disney moon
Rating: 3.89/5

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guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:17 am
first motifake to make me shed a tear


URGENCY -




DISNEYLAND -


TAGS: disneyland day happiest place on earth biggest downer traumatized kid
Rating: 3.68/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Well played good sir! I'd give a five if the kid could've been holding a drink.


MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter"




FIRST AND LAST - Thanks Ron! I thought about not doing todays poster but....I waffled


TAGS: this isn t a politfake it s a mandatory assignment handed down by the man man that man is trying to hold me down
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by MO

MO - September 22, 2009, 8:36 am
Hey at least you admit to rick rolling my evil plans Logic. It's the faceless 3-4 fakers that 5ved this d*** thing, that I'll find....and pour syrup on.
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:31 am
Hey MO - found out that I hadn't voted this one yet - gave it a 5!!! Oh wait..."one the hell outta this..." Dang. My bad!
MO - September 22, 2009, 6:34 am
Yo! WTFO? Think about me and my position on these types of posters. Have I ever come across as a politifaker? I don't know if you were being serious or not but I a**ure u that my plan worked perfectly. I no longer have to see this at the top of my list.
WTFO2 - September 21, 2009, 10:57 pm
Clever reverse psychology, MO. That'll boost the ratings on this poster for sure.
MO - September 21, 2009, 6:34 pm
Can someone one the hell outta this for me? I don't like that it's my #1 ranked poster. K thanks. But not too many ones......just 2 ones.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
A little late, but thanks Ron. I saw LD's pancake poster and this is the result...
RONSART - August 11, 2009, 5:15 pm
lol...glad u waffled...very good.


BUT, HONEY, YOU CAN'T BE A FOX ANYMORE. - Now that we're married, maybe you can be a chipmunk or a squirrel...


TAGS: disney fox robin married hood
Rating: 3.67/5

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CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 12:55 am
Disney. Making kids furries since 1973 (not that there's anything wrong with that)
mariand - August 28, 2011, 8:48 pm
LOL... or a 5nake


WILLIE THE GIANT - With a Name Like That, It’s Evident Disney Was Trying To Compensate For Something




MMMMMWWAAA - Johnny Depp was NEVER this lucky.




WALT DISNEY - The Dark Side......




GOT A SECOND TO SPARE? - Think about everything that is going great in your life... that was fast how are you going to use the rest of your second?




THE ECONOMY - It's Affecting Everyone. Even Disney Characters.




YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS -




CONCLUSIONS - If the pop-up is about Kung Fu Panda, that doesn't mean that the entire site is about Disney movies, dammit.


TAGS: *****les ja****ses pop up ads disney
Rating: 2.92/5

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lightquake - December 18, 2009, 9:51 am
It doesn't mean that you're g** or retarded either. God, I hate my classmates.


BOLT -


TAGS: life time sport human limit joke quote speed record berlin 2009 100 meter usain disney dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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timmydelgo - May 29, 2011, 8:42 am
who isnt that dude runs like a p****
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Usain Bolt is amazing, I'm faster than him, but whatever.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:18 pm
I can answer that one... No, it was not. It was sponsored by me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
Was this race sponsored by Richard Gere LD?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:44 pm
Heard that the guy that came in 2nd had a lot of body hair and ran the race in a large plexiglass ball.


PRIDE - If you think that you are the cat's ass, others will probably only half-way agree with you.




EDUCATION -


TAGS: safety in numbers isnt safety at all penguins
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 8:04 pm
Lemmings are wussies!


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